Oh. My. God. (whimper)

Okay so go back to last winter when we were still looking (okay I was still looking) in upstate NY. I mentioned an area called Patterson, NY.
On a whim I went to Realtor.com and took a look at what was out there in that area.
Found this. Had to go and find a paper bag to control the hyperventilating...
It's a church. A renovated church. In a town TOTALLY commutable for Mike.
Never gonna happen but a girl can dream...
621 Bullet Hole Rd Patterson, NY 12563
$550,000
3 Bed, 3 Bath | 2,555 Sq Ft on 2.12 Acres |
MLS ID #2827722

This spectacular home, formerly St. Bernard's Church, was built in 1874 and then converted to be used as a private home in the 1970's. If you're looking for unique, this is the one for you! Features include huge Great Room with beamed cathedral ceilings, FR w/WBS & dr to Sunrm, Choir Loft used as a guest room, MBR w/wall of stained glass windows, Family BR w/private deck, updated baths, newer mechanicals, Brazilian hardwood deck, brick patio and much more. The possibilities are endless!
Property Features

*
Single Family Property
* Status: Active
* Area: Patterson
* County: Putnam
* Year Built: 1874



* 3 total bedroom(s)
* 3 total bath(s)
* 3 total full bath(s)
* 7 total rooms
* Approximately 2555 sq. ft.



*
Type: Detached
* Lot is 92347 sq. ft.
* Approximately 2.12 acre(s)
* Lot size is between 2 and 5 acres

Interior Features
Skylight(s), Vaulted/Cathedral Ceiling

Exterior Features
Deck, Patio

Community Features
Close To Railroad, Close to School

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1177 Graff Rd
Bennington, NY 14011
MLS #827748
$299,900
5 Bedrooms
3 Bathrooms
22 Acres
nterior Features
Bedrooms 5
Bathrooms 3
Total Rooms 11
Fireplaces WOOD BURNING, WOODSTOVE
Square Feet 3782

Exterior Information
Acreage 22
Garages 0
Lot Info HORSES PERMITTED, RURAL ROAD, WATER VIEW, WOODED LOT

Room Information and Dimensions
Taxes 9022
Tax ID 562400-030-1-051-.112

Schools
School District ATTICA CENTRAL
Elementary School
Middle School
High School Attica

Property Remarks
Paradise Found! 3400+sf Country Farm House has 1000sf addition in 1996. also in '96 -2-furnaces, 2 septics, siding, wndws, tearoff roof. 1st & 2nd flr master suites, 3.5 baths, barn, guest cottage, hot tub, 1200sf of deck. Commerical appliances, spring feed pond & creek. 1-Yr Home Warranty.
Property Directions
From Batavia follow Rt98 into Attica, right at Rt354 (Follow 5.3miles) Turn left onto Graff Rd. house is approx .9 miles

28 Maple Ave
Sodus Village, NY 14551
MLS #827677
$99,900
5 Bedrooms
1 Bathrooms
0 Acres

Interior Features
Bedrooms 5
Bathrooms 1
Total Rooms 10
Fireplaces NONE
Square Feet 2582

Exterior Information
Acreage 0
Garages 1
Lot Info CORNER LOT, NEIGHBORHOOD STREET, WOODED LOT

Room Information and Dimensions
Taxes 3453
Tax ID 544201-069-118-0018-284-014-0000

Schools
School District SODUS CENTRAL
Elementary School
Middle School
High School Sodus

Property Remarks
Historical Village Treasure w/Widow's Walk & Seasonal view of Lake Ontario! 10' ceilings,flexible flr plan. New inter./exter. paint& wallpaper, refinished Oak flrs,new flr in kit. Updated plumbing, electric/wiring,blown-in insulation, new roof(tear-off).Wired&vented for Pellet stove.Some updating needed.Home Warranty!
Property Directions
Rte. 104 East to right on Maple. House is on the left, driveway faces Shaver St.

4617 State Route 414
Rose, NY 14516
MLS #815654
$169,900
4 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
5 Acres
Interior Features
Bedrooms 4
Bathrooms 2
Total Rooms 9
Fireplaces ARTIFICIAL
Square Feet 3410

Exterior Information
Acreage 5
Garages 2
Lot Info HORSES PERMITTED, RURAL ROAD, SECONDARY ROAD, WOODED LOT

Room Information and Dimensions
Taxes 5668
Tax ID 73115-00-998586

Schools
School District NORTH ROSE-WOLCOTT CENTRAL
Elementary School N Rose/Wolcott
Middle School N Rose/Wolcott
High School N Rose/Wolcott

Property Remarks
Architecture taken from the villas in Italy has resulted in this wonderful 'Italianate-Victorian' plantation home w/multiple out-bldg. Decorative eve brackets & walk up cupola. A brick masterpiece! High clngs & palace-sized rms accented w/wide trim & wood flrs! New Kit w/huge island bbar! Grand Walnut staircase!

110 W. Washington Blvd
Bath Village, NY 14810
MLS #826324
$325,000
6 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
0 Acres

Interior Features
Bedrooms 6
Bathrooms 2
Total Rooms 14
Fireplaces GAS
Square Feet 4995

Exterior Information
Acreage 0
Garages 5
Lot Info CORNER LOT, NEIGHBORHOOD STREET

Room Information and Dimensions
Taxes 5553
Tax ID 158.12-01-019.000

Schools
School District BATH CENTRAL
Elementary School
Middle School
High School Bath

Property Remarks
CLASSIC VICTORIAN - On a spacious lot, 6 bedrooms, original woodwork, hardwood floors, formal rooms, new heating system, 5-car heated garage. Ideal for B&B. A rare, unique find!
Property Directions
Starting from Hammondsport, State Rte 54 South to Geneva St, Bath, right at light - W Washington Blvd, house is on your right.

7378 East Main Street
Lima Village, NY 14485
MLS #818848
$309,000
4 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
9 Acres

Interior Features
Bedrooms 4
Bathrooms 2
Total Rooms 12
Fireplaces WOOD BURNING
Square Feet 4094

Exterior Information
Acreage 9
Garages 1
Lot Info NEIGHBORHOOD STREET, PRESERVATION DISTRICT, PRIMARY ROAD, WOODED LOT

Room Information and Dimensions
Taxes 10881
Tax ID 243201-037-010-0003-008-000-0000

Schools
School District HONEOYE FALLS-LIMA CENTRAL
Elementary School
Middle School
High School HoneoyeFalls

Property Remarks
PRICE REDUCED over $40,000.Where can you find this square footage on this amount of land for this price. This Grand Lady awaits your finishing touches, to make her outstanding. The home boasts of so many wonderful quality features, such as solid wood panel walls, graceful staircase and beautiful stainned glass windows
Property Directions
Rt 65 through Honeoye Falls to left on 15A. Left on Main St in Lima