Oh. My. God. (whimper)

Okay so go back to last winter when we were still looking (okay I was still looking) in upstate NY. I mentioned an area called Patterson, NY.
On a whim I went to Realtor.com and took a look at what was out there in that area.
Found this. Had to go and find a paper bag to control the hyperventilating...
It's a church. A renovated church. In a town TOTALLY commutable for Mike.
Never gonna happen but a girl can dream...
621 Bullet Hole Rd Patterson, NY 12563
$550,000
3 Bed, 3 Bath | 2,555 Sq Ft on 2.12 Acres |
MLS ID #2827722

This spectacular home, formerly St. Bernard's Church, was built in 1874 and then converted to be used as a private home in the 1970's. If you're looking for unique, this is the one for you! Features include huge Great Room with beamed cathedral ceilings, FR w/WBS & dr to Sunrm, Choir Loft used as a guest room, MBR w/wall of stained glass windows, Family BR w/private deck, updated baths, newer mechanicals, Brazilian hardwood deck, brick patio and much more. The possibilities are endless!
Property Features

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Single Family Property
* Status: Active
* Area: Patterson
* County: Putnam
* Year Built: 1874



* 3 total bedroom(s)
* 3 total bath(s)
* 3 total full bath(s)
* 7 total rooms
* Approximately 2555 sq. ft.



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Type: Detached
* Lot is 92347 sq. ft.
* Approximately 2.12 acre(s)
* Lot size is between 2 and 5 acres

Interior Features
Skylight(s), Vaulted/Cathedral Ceiling

Exterior Features
Deck, Patio

Community Features
Close To Railroad, Close to School

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